"Have you heard about these square watermelons?" "Yes." "Why do you not share this incredible information about fruit with me?"

5:17pm September 29th 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac

Shutterfly keeps sending coupons to my email. I've ordered $40 worth of stuff for free over the past few days. How do they make money?

6:38pm September 27th 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac

I like the new Amazon look, I just wish they'd use it everywhere. The old-style buttons looks even worse next to the new stuff.

12:09pm September 23rd 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac

Netflix: "We messed up, so we'll make it up to you by splitting up our business and creating a worse experience for you."

5:25am September 19th 2011 via Echofon

Last year I spent a day programming a script to continually scan Craigslist for a new apartment. @ifttt can set it up in 60 seconds.

11:36am September 14th 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac

If This Then That (iftt.com) is my new favorite thing. So many possibilities. I don't know where to start.

7:34am September 14th 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac

Our Human Centipede party will have to include the original AND the sequel: http://t.co/QZVKL6G

6:59pm September 7th 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac

@strobe my Twitter stream is full of people talking about Strobe invites. I'm jealous. Could I please have one?

11:00am September 1st 2011 via Twitterrific for Mac in reply to strobe